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Kemi Olunloyo is officially OBSESSED with twitter and talking to herself.


IF I WAS YOU KEMI, ID START THINKING WHAT KIND OF CARDBOARD BOX YOU PREFER TO SLEEP IN UNTIL THEY REVOKE YOUR CITIZENSHIP IN THE USA.

SEE WHEN YOU GET TO USA, THEY WILL CHARGE YOU WITH 7 FELONIES

AFTER YOU ARE DONE SERVING THE TIME FOR THE 7 FELONIES, THE UNITED STATES WILL REVOKE YOUR GREEN CARD BECAUSE YOU ARE A FLIGHT RISK. SEE SINCE YOU HAVE A LARGE FAMILY BASE IN NIGERIA (AND IMMIGRATION ASKED YOU THESE QUESTIONS WHEN YOU ARRIVED) THEY KNOW YOU HAVE A PLACE TO GO, BY THE TIME YOU ARE DONE SERVING YOUR TIME AND YOUR CHILDREN HAVE BEEN PUT IN FOSTER HOMES AS THEY WERE BORN HERE YOU WILL BE FLOWN TO NIGERIA WHERE THEY DONT HAVE CNN, OR ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT, SEE THEY HAVE NOTHING BUT

REALITY. COLD HARD REALITY


YOU ARE GOING TO BE DEPORTED., AND WE WILL BE THERE AT THE AIRPORT WAVING TO YOU IN THE AIR CONDITIONED KISS AND FLY LOL 
CAN'T WAIT ;)

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